Blimey!
Apparently there is always a creator. In all things we seem to strive to find out the truth and in the case of these things we strive to find who that creator is. In the case of children we have a pair of creators called parents, in the case of a groundbreaking product or machine we have a creator we call the Inventor, in the case of this fine earth, some of us call the creator God.
Now i wouldnt be so bold as to demand that you all call me, the creator this blog, God, a selection of titles is appropriate. So before we get down to the nitty gritty lets list these appropriate titles:-
The Almighty
Oh Wise One
Lord Pablo
His Pabloness
Or
The Holy Pablo
Okay glad we got that out of the way.
The Holy Pablo looked upon the land and saw that it was good, he saw bookmarks, links to the Itunes Music Store, he saw Google Earth but on the seventh day he created world of Pablo and in this world he placed Three beings that he would allow to live in his world among the trees and snakes.
Firstly he created PabloDiabloEscobar from the sand and grit that formed aroud the pools of the World Of Pablo, and he saw that it wasnt very good at all, Secondly he took the left testicle of PabloDiabloEscobar and created Pauli Walnuts, and he saw that it was a little better, thirdly he took the hair follicles of Pauli Walnuts and created The Captain, a fierce and hairy swine, and he saw that it was ridiculous.
And so the three live among the trees and snakes, each struggling for power over the land that is......
THE WORLD OF PABLO!